Make me believe.
Make me believe.
Whenever Bruce beats Thor in a video game he makes a “puny god” joke. Thor laughs along but really it hurts him deeply and emotionally. Bruce is the reason Thor secretly has low self-esteem.
Banned Grey Poupon ad is hilariously wrong [YouTube]
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN
WHY WAS THIS BANNED THIS IS BRILLIANT
They saw their chance and they fuckin took it.
ohhhhh myyyyy goooodddd
Uh…I made the most disgusted face ever
natasha has a problem with mothering the avengers too much. she insists she only does it because they’d all be dead in a ditch without her and pepper’s supervision but she secretly just likes to make sure everyone is doing alright. when they aren’t all living together in the avengers tower she’ll stop by their apartments to check they’re eating regularly, showering every day, getting enough sleep and never getting drunk alone. she’s not one to shy away from an intervention when needed either
When Tony sifted through all of SHIELD’s files after the Battle of New York, he found a bit of personnel information deeply buried that was very shocking. He obliterated it from the SHIELD servers, then found everyone that may know about it and paid them to keep quiet. When SHIELD fell and all the secrets went online, this secret stayed off the internet and the people affected never found out the secret: Phil Coulson’s grandmother was a chorus girl in WWII, and Steve Rogers is his grandfather.
Since the Tesseract is actually a portal and not just a power source, all the soldiers that were shot by Hydra weapons in WWII weren’t killed, they were just transported to Asgard.
I’m gonna fucking marry her
My mam,Nipper, My dad and Me as a Baby before Becky